@emoryshatzer

• If you don't know the answer to a question just do everyone a favor & make up a ridiculous fairytale. #freeadvice 2 hours ago
• I don't want insolent delinquents or those in the "practical trades" reading my letters after I've been planted. #lastwillandtestament 8 hours ago
• I'm bi-textual. I read both print books & ebooks. As I have a foot in each world there's always the feeling of being somewhat unsettled. 20 hours ago
• RT @Cryptoterra: comedy is dead 21 hours ago
• Retweet if you've ordered a copy of the #gaddis letters already. #curious 21 hours ago
• When women prance around with the word PINK® embroidered across the butt of their sweat-pants what are we supposed to think? #censored 1 day ago
• Most of the time I feel about as wise as a turnip. #confession 1 day ago
• No matter what you do, just don't inhale! RT @aveclavie Celebratory cigars!!! :) 1 day ago
• I guess being a woman today must be tough, especially as the consolation of philosophy is off the table. #thinkingoutloud 1 day ago
• 90's novels? 1890's? 1790's? #jeopardy 1 day ago
• .@strandbookstore Today I gave away my paperback copy of The Great Gatsby to a young woman who responded by squealing, "Leonardo!" 1 day ago
• I'm writing a story about scientists who genetically alter grass so it stops growing at 2" & then there's a cruel cross-species mutation. 2 days ago
• I hope I'm never so naive as to believe the last of my stalkers has finally had a serious talk with him/herself & moved on. #notetoself 2 days ago
• RT @nigelbeale: Dylan Thomas got shit faced here pretty regularly http://t.co/lsnrnVKXLv 2 days ago
• Today is grilled $1 hotdogs at work. #lifeisgood 3 days ago
• If you say "Let's name the gang" you're immediately out of the gang. #thuglife 3 days ago
• Feed one's carrier-pigeons. RT @alaindebotton What was the first thing one used to do on waking up before the phone came into one's life? 3 days ago
• Of all the possible messages from another galaxy one that would surprise me no more than any other is, "Synthesizers ruined rock 'n' roll." 3 days ago
• People talk big on Twitter but get them alone & on LinkedIn & it's a different story. #thuglife 4 days ago